Body Launderer
About this card
Body Launderer is a creature card in Magic: The Gathering with mana value 4 (color identity: black). First printed in Streets of New Capenna (2022); 4 paper printings in total. Legal in Commander, Pioneer, Modern, Legacy and Vintage. Cheapest printing: €0.92 (Streets of New Capenna Promos); most expensive: €1.42 (Streets of New Capenna).
Body Launderer 


Whenever another nontoken creature you control dies, this creature connives.
When this creature dies, return another target non-Rogue creature card with equal or lesser power from your graveyard to the battlefield.
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2022-04-29
Use Body Launderer's power as it last existed on the battlefield to determine legal targets for its last ability.
2022-04-29
Once an ability that causes a creature to connive begins to resolve, no player may take any other actions until it's done. Notably, opponents can't try to remove the conniving creature after you discard a nonland card but before it receives a counter.
2022-04-29
If no card is discarded, most likely because that player's hand is empty and an effect says they can't draw cards, the conniving creature does not receive a +1/+1 counter.
2022-04-29
If a resolving spell or ability instructs a specific creature to connive but that creature has left the battlefield, the creature still connives. If you discard a nonland card this way, you won't put a +1/+1 counter on anything. Abilities that trigger “when [that creature] connives” will trigger.



