Fat Ass
Mana cost
Mana value5TypeCreature — Donkey Shaman
Color identity
Green
RarityCommon
SetUnhinged (UNH)
ArtistJeremy Jarvis
Price€0.19 · foil €3.53 · $0.39
Fat Ass 

Creature — Donkey Shaman
This creature gets +2/+2 and has trample as long as you're eating. (Gum isn't food. We checked.)
Our lawyers say no matter how funny it would be, we can't encourage players to eat the cards. Hear that? Whatever you do, *don't* eat the delicious cards.
2/3.5